Eclipse in 15 Minutes

Click here to read the hilarious rendition of Eclipse in 15 mins! I read this chick's version of New Moon in 15 mins & it was HILARIOUS.. this one is even better :-)

A little snippet:

Team Jacob Police Headquarters

CHARLIE: Have I mentioned lately that I hate you? Because I do. A lot.

EDWARD: Why? I’m smart, clean-cut, handsome, rich--a good student from a good family who won’t even go past first base with your daughter. I’ve even begged her to go to college and not throw her life away on me. It’s not my fault you raised Bella to define herself through abject codependency on a man.

CHARLIE: OH NO YOU DID NOT

BELLA: So... we'll be taking that trip to see Mom now!