This article is from the Gainsville, Fl paper- and it is a hilarious "tongue in cheek" article about the nationwide frenzy of vampires in our pop culture:
"Unchecked interest in vampires can lead to unfortunate summer wardrobe choices, rickets and diabetes. We can’t afford to lose our kids to these flashy, sexy, fly-by-night vampire impersonators who continue to fill their heads with untruths about the vampire lifestyle. Do your part and get your kids hooked on something safe like street racing or “sexting” instead."
Read the rest HERE
Friday, June 12, 2009
Sexy Vampires Destroying the Nations Children!
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hehe... I saw a show about something like that... except it was a fictional murder in which the guy died/commited suicide by driving fake vampire teeth into his neck and letting all the blood drain out of him.
It was Crossing Jorden I'm pretty sure.
I almost started crying when I saw this thing on my site for Maximum Ride, and I'm honestly tearing up right now.
I HATE SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!
SO NOW THEY HAVE CATHERINE HARDWICKE DIRECTING IT AND NOW KRISTEN STEWART MAY BE PLAYING THE MAIN CHARACTER MAX!!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!!
The problem I see is is that Max is 14 and is 14 for a long time, and if they do use KS she'd be over twenty if they make all the books into movies. Already there's 5 books and there's supposed to be a lot more coming.
Ok, freak out over.... for now.
O_O
ome, are u serious?!?!?!?1?!!?!?!?!?!
(for bothe what z~z said, and the article)
ummm, "sexting??" what is that?? Is it LEAGAL??
0_o
anyways... I RLLY hope Kristen Stewart DOSEN'T play max!!!!
No, sexting isn't legal. I won't go into details, but it basically texting and sending other people ... well, look at the name now that you get the texting part, okay? x_X
*n* ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Yaw, see what I mean.
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