I have no doubt that you all are fabulous, sexy people who don't need pick up lines, but...
Let's hear your cheesiest, corniest, most god-awful pick up lines for Edward, Jacob, Jasper, etc.! I need a good laugh on a Monday.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Question of the Day
Bitten by Erin at 6:00 AM
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15 enjoyed the bouquet.:
Erin - this is hilarious!
For Jacob: You cam look under my hood anytime, sweetcheeks.
I haven't had my coffee yet so I'm sure I'll think of more.
AGH - love it, Kari!
I saw this one on a keychain once.
(touching Edward or Jasper's granite-like arm:)
"A hard man is good to find..."
lol. OK, that one was dirrty. Sorry!
This is hard since I am not in the business of making or using pick up lines, but....
"Are you in the opera? Cuz your blood sings to me"
I can imagine Jasper can do really well with the Austin Powers line:
"Do I make you horney"
I also imagine them using these pick up lines and girls saying
"You suck!" and the response
"I do."
this is hard! I can only think of dirty ones...
Well Hell....post those dirty ones! I can't think of ANY so you're doing better than me! I think the ones posted so far are hysterical!
Yes, I by no means meant you could only post clean pick up lines! The dirty ones make me laugh the hardest. *Hangs head*
Found some good lame ones online, and I matched them up as I saw appropriate...
For Emmett: Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see...
For Carlisle: Stand back, I'm a doctor. You (point to Esme) go call an ambulance, I'll loosen his clothes.
For anyone: I've got a thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've been trying to think of a good one for Edward all day...something having to do with being cold, hard, sparkly, or unable to sleep...
you mean like "want some sparkle in you?"
dirrty corinne, i love it!
I was just thinking of lines that would bomb, like "is it cold in here or is it just me?"
HAHA! I love both those! Corrine's Dirty one AND the cold one! Those are great! I think Jes needs to get some of her dirty ones out in the open!
Sparkle in me! lol!
Isn't there some muscle pain relief thing called Icy Hot?
Maybe...
"I think I need a massage...you're Icy Hot!"
No. That's trying too hard.
ya know what? For Edward, I would just slink up to him, (yes, slink) and look him in the eyes, give him a crooked sexy smile and start thinking some dirty thoughts...(but not too dirty, this is edward)
ok girls go easy on me because this is not my first lenguaje
and this is for... m-maybe Emmett but im not sure.
"Baby, you smell delicious today, want to go for a bite"
is kind of lame I know :P
AGHHH! I love it! :-D Thanks for posting, pinkchan!
pinkchan, that was awesome! I don't know why we didn't think of something like that!!!
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