Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Labor would be sexy if Carlisle was delivering...

Drumroll please...

Though they've been drooling over the wondrous array of vampire-y adult beverages posted on this site over the last few months, two SVC coven leaders, Kari and Erin, haven't been able to partake. Yes, that's right, despite their penchant for vampire lovin', they've converted to "Hosts." Kari is about fifteen weeks along and due January 15th, and Erin is about thirteen weeks along, due on January 29th.

Possible advantages to being a knocked up SVC-er:


  • Clear memories of SVC karaoke night. OK, maybe that isn't an advantage.
  • Having the appetite of a werewolf. Again, maybe not an advantage.
  • Belly doubles for book holder when BD comes out and popcorn holder at the Twilight movie.
  • Perma-excuse for butting in line at events. Hey, pregnant ladies first.


Possible disadvantages to being a knocked up SVC-er:

  • Water shots instead of tequila shots.
  • Possibly not able to fly in December to attend LA premiere of Twilight movie.
  • Huge belly not very stealth - may scare Rob Pattinson whilst stalking.
  • If bitten, pregnant for ETERNITY. Nooooooooooooooooooo....


Anyway, just an update that the coven is growing! :-)


Image by Kari...aw...baby vamp!

12 enjoyed the bouquet.:

Kari said...

Those water shots sure messed me up ;) Thanks for writing up such a witty announcement.

Heatheryruth is also pregnant. Our coven is going to be huge!

Erin said...

Yes, YAY for Heatheryruth being a "Host" too! :-)

Ryah said...

FYI, though you may be pregnant, I probably won't let you butt in line if it's a Twilight related event ;)

Erin said...

I know better than to butt in front of you, Ryah - you might phase on me. lol.

Jes said...

Love it! Glad you made the announcement! Heather- when are you due???

heatheryruth said...

HAHA! That was AWESOME!! I didn't know there were others pregnant! YAY for pregger SVC-ers! Yeah the other day when we were chatting about Edward as a drink I started drooling over Asti and then Erin made up SPARKILING Sex on the Beach...oooo I can't wait to try that one!!

I'm due Sept 24th for those of you that didn't know! So I'm getting HUGE now!

Isabella Marie is actually one of our name choices (Marie is a family name and Isabella has been one of my faves since like I was pregnant with my oldest who'll be 4 in 2 weeks!) The only thing holding me back is how POPULAR that name will be.

Yay! I'm glad I'm not the only one that's planning to take advantage of all the "youngsters" at the BD events haha! Hard not to get out of the way for a huge pregnant lady!!

Jes said...

I say go with Isabella! It is a great name.

Ryah said...

The Vamp baby, is that someone we know, or just a random baby found on the web?

Kari said...

I really like the name Isabella. Are you having a girl for sure?

The baby is Finn! He's changed a bit, eh?

Ryah said...

I thought it was Finn! I can barely remember him being that little!!

Erin said...

OME - that's Finn?!? Hilarious! I thought it was Random Internet Baby model. Super cute!

Kari said...

I can barely remember him being that little either. It's weird -- it looks like him but then it doesn't.

My little baby vampire model!